These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god
Whales and Tumblr
*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
theyre onto us.
do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal
in america is everyone ignorant
it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.
its so weird when ppl talk about their “hetalia phase” like
what do u mean “phase”
im here forever
WHAT?! YES. YES.
IT’S LIKE THIS POST WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!
I’m going to disney on november 1-3 and if I don’t see at least one url I’m going to be pretty mad at you :///
IT SHOULD BE DUBBED THE DAY OF THE URL
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
This makes me feel powerful
this happened to me in class on monday