The Fault In Our Potter Who Lockians

My my… what beautiful blossoms we have this year, but look!  This one’s late, and I’ll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most b e a u t i f u l of all.

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

Leave an ‘if we were dating…’ In my inbox

mypettentaclemonster:

christiantacos:

Gumball just blew a dude in a bathroom

FOR KIDS!

dean: cas, you just gave up an entire army for one gay
dean:
cas:
dean: fUCK I MEANT GUY
dean: SHIT I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

karadin:

littlemoongoddess:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

where does marvel find all these uncomfortably similar-looking actors named chris?

PROOF OF A CHRIS VAULT:

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TOOMANYCHRIS.jpg

you spelled that file wrong

.MORECHRISESPLS

so as an actor, changing your name to Chris might be a good idea

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

calsgang:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Ffs I hate this post

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.


THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME