The Fault In Our Potter Who Lockians

fashiondisastercecil:

This is the most important thing I will EVER post

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samwinchesters-killerpenis:

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

aurantii:

bunny eating rasberries

it gave the bun lipstick

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1: What is your name and does it mean anything?
2: How long have you known your best friend?
3: What position do you normally sleep in?
4: Were you a part of any “clique” in high school?
5: Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?
6: Do you wish to travel a lot?
7: Did you participate in any sports while in school?
8: Show a sample of your handwriting:
9: Have you ever given blood?
10: Do you like the way that you grew up?
11: Do you like your siblings? Why or why not?
12: How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?
13: Name one movie that made you cry.
14: Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither?
15: Things about someone that you find attractive?
16: What song are you currently listening to?
17: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?
18: A random memory from you childhood:
19: Where did you grow up?
20: What was the last thing you watched on tv?
21: Do you think you’d make a good parent?
22: Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person?
22: What was the last dream you remember having?
23: When is your birthday?
24: How many pillows do you sleep with?
25: Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses?
26: What color is your hair?
27: Name 5 facts about your appearance:
28: What is your favorite soda?
29: What is a strange talent that you have?
30: How’s the weather right now?
31: Why did one of your friendships end?
32: Who do you miss right now?
33: Why did your last relationship end?
34: Are you still figuring out who you are?
35: Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why?
36: What is your favorite restaurant?
37: What is word that you always seem to spell wrong?
38: Would ever adopt kids?
39: What is your favorite kind of pizza?
40: What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
41: When was the last time you got really really happy and why?
42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
43: How do you start a conversation?
44: What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?
45: Do you come from a family “of money?”
46: Do you have a bucket list?
47: What is your favorite series of books?
48: When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?
49: Where do you go when you’re sad?
50: 5 random facts about yourself:
shertealocked:

moriartyhiii:

epic-humor:

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

is that mycroft in a banana suit slipping on sherlock

fUCK

shertealocked:

moriartyhiii:

epic-humor:

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

is that mycroft in a banana suit slipping on sherlock

fUCK

orllandojones:

anticipat-ed-serendipity:

teenagemutantbatmanpurple:

carryonmywaywardmishamigo:

prayer-circle-for-pie:

merthurshipsjohnlock:

are you sure 

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Gif. For. Everything.

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

Fuck that guy, he doesn’t know a good looking man from his own ass

MishaWhere does the line for the Angry Mob start? I have the pitchforks and torches…

This is a joke right?!?!

mis

Too sick for school but my eyeliner game is too strong to be subdued

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

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thechosimbaone:

Kiss kiss fall in love

thechosimbaone:

Kiss kiss fall in love

deancasotp:

propinquitous:

who picked this stock photo.

deancasotp:

propinquitous:

who picked this stock photo.